SCENE I
In the BURLACOMBES'hallsittingroom the curtains are drawn,a lamp burns,and the door stands open.BURLACOMBE and his wife are hovering there,listening to the sound of mingled cheers and groaning.
MRS.BURLACOMBE.Aw!my gudenesswhat a thing t'appen!I'd saner 'a lost all me ducks.[She makes towards the inner door]I can't never face 'im.
BURLACOMBE.'E can't expect nothin'else,if 'e act like that.
MRS.BURLACOMBE.'Tes only duin'as 'e'd be done by.
BURLACOMBE.Aw!Yu can't go on forgivin''ere,an'forgivin'there.
'Tesn't nat'ral.
MRS.BURLACOMBE.'Tes the mischief 'e'm a parson.'Tes 'im bein'a lamb o'Godor 'twidden be so quare for 'im to be forgivin'.
BURLACOMBE.Yu goo an'make un a gude 'ot drink.
MRS.BURLACOMBE.Poor soul!What'll 'e du now,I wonder?[Under her breath]'E's cumin'!
[She goes hurriedly.BURLACOMBE,with a startled look back,wavers and makes to follow her,but stops undecided in the inner doorway.STRANGWAY comes in from the darkness.He turns to the window and drops overcoat and hat and the church key on the windowseat,looking about him as men do when too hard driven,and never fixing his eyes long enough on anything to see it.
BURLACOMBE,closing the door into the house,advances a step.
At the sound STRANGWAY faces round.
BURLACOMBE.I wanted for yu to know,zurr,that me an'mine 'adn't nothin'to du wi'that darned fulishness,just now.
STRANGWAY.[With a ghost of a smile]Thank you,Burlacombe.It doesn't matter.It doesn't matter a bit.
BURLACOMBE.I 'ope yu won't take no notice of it.Like a lot o'silly bees they get.[After an uneasy pause]Yu'll excuse me spakin'of this mornin',an'what 'appened.'Tes a brave pity it cam'on yu so suddenlike before yu 'ad time to think.'Tes a sort o'thing a man shude zet an'chew upon.Certainly 'tes not a bit o'
yuse goin'against human nature.Ef yu don't stand up for yureself there's no one else not goin'to.'Tes yure not 'avin'done that 'as made 'em so rampageous.[Stealing another look at STRANGWAY]Yu'll excuse me,zurr,spakin'of it,but 'tes amazin'sad to zee a man let go his own,without a word o'darin'.'Tea as ef 'e 'ad no passions like.
STRANGWAY.Look at me,Burlacombe.
[BURLACOMBE looks up,trying hard to keep his eyes on STRANGWAY'S,that seem to burn in his thin face.]
STRANGWAY.Do I look like that?Please,please![He touches his breast]I've too much here.Please!
BURLACOMBE.[With a sort of startled respect]Well,zurr,'tes not for me to zay nothin',certainly.
[He turns and after a slow look back at STRANGWAY goes out.]
STRANGWAY.[To himself]Passions!No passions!Ha!
[The outer door is opened and IVY BURLACOMBE appears,and,seeing him,stops.Then,coming softly towards him,she speaks timidly.]
IVY.Oh!Mr.Strangway,Mrs.Bradmere's cumin'from the Rectory.
ran an'told 'em.Oh!'twas awful.
[STRANGWAY starts,stares at her,and turning on his heel,goes into the house.Ivy's face is all puckered,as if she were on the point of tears.There is a gentle scratching at the door,which has not been quite closed.]
VOICE OF GLADYS.[Whispering]Ivy!Come on Ivy.I won't.
VOICE OF MERCY.Yu must.Us can't du without Yu.
Ivy.[Going to the door]I don't want to.
VOICE of GLADYS."Naughty maid,she won't come out,"Ah!du 'ee!
VOICE OF CREMER.Tim Clyst an'Bobbie's cumin';us'll only be six anyway.Us can't dance "figure of eight"without yu.
Ivy.[Stamping her foot]I don't want to dance at all!I don't.
MERCY.Aw!She's temper.Yu can bang on tambourine,then!
GLADYS.[Running in]Quick,Ivy!Here's the old grey mare cumin' down the green.Quick.
[With whispering and scuffling;gurgling and squeaking,the reluctant Ivy's hand is caught and she is jerked away.In their haste they have left the door open behind them.]
VOICE of MRS.BRADMERE.[Outside]Who's that?
[She knocks loudly,and rings a bell;then,without waiting,comes in through the open door.]
[Noting the overcoat and hat on the windowsill she moves across to ring the bell.But as she does so,MRS.BURLACOMBE,followed by BURLACOMBE,comes in from the house.]
MRS.BRADMERE This disgraceful business!Where's Mr.Strangway?I see he's in.
MRS.BURLACOMBE.Yes,m'm,he'm inbutbut Burlacombe du zay he'm terrible upset.
MRS.BRADMERE.I should think so.I must see himat once.
MRS.BURLACOMBE.I doubt bed's the best place for 'un,an'gude 'ot drink.Burlacombe zays he'm like a man standin'on the edge of a cliff;and the lasts tipsy o'wind might throw un over.
MRS.BRADMERE.[To BURLACOMBE]You've seen him,then?
BURLACOMBE.Yeas;an'I don't like the luke of unnot a little bit,I don't.
MRS.BURLACOMBE.[Almost to herself]Poor soul;'e've a'ad to much to try un this yer long time past.I've aseen 'tis sperrit cumin'thru 'is body,as yu might zay.He's torn to bits,that's what 'tis.
BURLACOMBE.'Twas a praaper cowardly thing to hiss a man when he's down.But 'twas natural tu,in a manner of spakin'.But 'tesn't that troublin''im.'Tes in here [touching his forehead],along of his wife,to my thinkin'.They zay 'e've aknown about 'er afore she went away.Think of what 'e've 'ad to kape in all this time.
'Tes enough to drive a man silly after that.I've alocked my gun up.I see a man likelike that once beforean'sure enough 'e was dead in the mornain'!
MRS.BRADMERE.Nonsense,Burlacombe![To MRS.BURLACOMBE]Go and tell him I want to see himmust see him.[MRS.BURLACOMBE goes into the house]And look here,Burlacombe;if we catch any one,man or woman,talking of this outside the village,it'll be the end of their tenancy,whoever they may be.Let them all know that.I'm glad he threw that drunken fellow out of the window,though it was a little BURLACOMBE.Aye!The nuspapers would be praaper glad of that,for a tiddy bit o'nuse.
MRS.BRADMERE.My goodness!Yes!The men are all up at the inn.
Go and tell them what I saidit's not to get about.Go at once,Burlacombe.
