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第5章 THE PETERKINS TRY TO BECOME WISE

THEY were sitting round the breakfast-table, and wondering what they should do because the lady from Philadelphia had gone away."If," said Mrs.Peterkin, "we could only be more wise as a family!" How could they manage it? Agamemnon had been to college, and the children all went to school; but still as a family they were not wise."It comes from books," said one of the family."People who have a great many books are very wise." Then they counted up that there were very few books in the house,-a few school-books and Mrs.Peterkin's cook-book were all.

"That's the thing!" said Agamemnon."We want a library.""We want a library!" said Solomon John.And all of them exclaimed, "We want a library!""Let us think how we shall get one," said Mrs.Peterkin."I have observed that other people think a great deal of thinking."So they all sat and thought a great while.

Then said Agamemnon, "I will make a library.There are some boards in the wood-shed, and I have a hammer and some nails , and perhaps we can borrow some hinges, and there we have our library!"They were all very much pleased at the idea.

"That's the book-case part," said Elizabeth Eliza; "but where are the books?"So they sat and thought a little while, when Solomon John exclaimed, "I will make a book!"They all looked at him in wonder.

"Yes," said Solomon John, "books will make us wise, but first Imust make a book."

So they went into the parlor, and sat down to make a book.But there was no ink.

What should he do for ink? Elizabeth Eliza said she had heard that nutgalls and vinegar made very good ink.So they decided to make some.The little boys said they could find some nutgalls up in the woods.So they all agreed to set out and pick some.Mrs.Peterkins put on her cape-bonnet, and the little boys got into their india-rubber boots, and off they went.

The nutgalls were hard to find.There was almost everything else in the woods,-chestnuts, and walnuts, and small hazel-nuts, and a great many squirrels; and they had to walk a great way before they found any nutgalls.At last they came home with a large basket and two nutgalls in it.Then came the question of the vinegar.Mrs.

Peterkin had used her very last on some beets they had the day before."Suppose we go and ask the minister's wife," said Elizabeth Eliza.So they all went to the minister's wife.She said if they wanted some good vinegar they had better set a barrel of cider down in the cellar, and in a year or two it would make very nice vinegar.But they said they wanted it that very afternoon.When the minister's wife heard this, she said she should be very glad to let them have some vinegar, and gave them a cupful to carry home.

So they stirred in the nutgalls, and by the time evening came they had very good ink.

Then Solomon John wanted a pen.Agamemnon had a steel one, but Solomon John said, "Poets always used quills." Elizabeth Eliza suggested that they should go out to the poultry-yard and get a quill.But it was already dark.They had, however, two lanterns, and the little boys borrowed the neighbors'.They set out in procession for the poultry-yard.When they got there, the fowls were all at roost, so they could look at them quietly.

SOLOMON JOHN'S BOOK.But there were no geese! There were Shanghais and Cochin-Chinas, and Guinea hens, and Barbary hens, and speckled hens, and Poland roosters, and bantams, and ducks, and turkeys, but not one goose! "No geese but ourselves,"said Mrs.

Peterkin, wittily, as they returned to the house.The sight of this procession roused up the village."A torchlight procession!" cried all the boys of the town; and they gathered round the house, shouting for the flag; and Mr.Peterkin had to invite them in, and give them cider and gingerbread, before he could explain to them that it was only his family visiting his hens.

After the crowd had dispersed, Solomon John sat down to think of his writing again.Agamemnon agreed to go over to the bookstore to get a quill.They all went over with him.The bookseller was just shutting up his shop.However, he agreed to go in and get a quill, which he did, and they hurried home.

So Solomon John sat down again, but there was no paper.And now the bookstore was shut up.Mr.Peterkin suggested that the mail was about in, and perhaps he should have a letter, and then they could use the envelope to write upon.So they all went to the post-office, and the little boys had their india-rubber boots on, and they all shouted when they found Mr.Peterkin had a letter.The postmaster inquired what they were shouting about; and when they told him, he said he would give Solomon John a whole sheet of paper for his book.And they all went back rejoicing.

So Solomon John sat down, and the family all sat round the table looking at him.He had his pen, his ink, and his paper.He dipped his pen into the ink and held it over the paper, and thought a minute, and then said, "But I haven't got anything to say."

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