Old Anthony Rockwall,retired manufacturer and proprietor of Rockwall's Eureka Soap,looked out the library window of his Fifth Avenue mansion and grinned.His neighbour to the right-the aristocratic clubman,G.Van Schuylight Suffolk-Jones-came out to his waiting motor-car,wrinkling a contumelious nostril,as usual,at the Italian renaissance sculpture of the soap palace's front elevation.
‘Stuck-up old statuette of nothing doing!’commented the ex-Soap King.‘The Eden Musee'll get that old frozen Nesselrode yet if he don't watch out.I'll have this house painted red,white,and blue next summer and see if that'll make his Dutch nose turn up any higher.’
And then Anthony Rockwall,who never cared for bells,went to the door of his library and shouted ‘Mike!’in the same voice that had once chipped off pieces of the welkin on the Kansas prairies.
‘Tell my son,’said Anthony to the answering menial,‘to come in here before he leaves the house.’
When young Rockwall entered the library the old man laid aside his newspaper,looked at him with a kindly grimness on his big,smooth,ruddy countenance,rumpled his mop of white hair with one hand and rattled the keys in his pocket with the other.
‘Richard,’said Anthony Rockwall,‘what do you pay for the soap that you use?’
Richard,only six months home from college,was startled a little.He had not yet taken the measure of this sire of his,who was as full of unexpectednesses as a girl at her first party.
‘Six dollars a dozen,I think,dad.’
‘And your clothes?’
‘I suppose about sixty dollars,as a rule.’
‘You're a gentleman,’said Anthony decidedly.‘I've heard of these young bloods spending $24a dozen for soap,and going over the hundred mark for clothes.You've got as much money to waste as any of 'em,and yet you stick to what's decent and moderate.Now I use the old Eureka-not only for sentiment,but it's the purest soap made.Whenever you pay more than ten cents a cake for soap you buy bad perfumes and labels.But fifty cents is doing very well for a young man in your generation,position and condition.As I said,you're a gentleman.They say it takes three generations to make one.They're off.Money'll do it as slick as soap grease.It's made you one.By hokey!it's almost made one of me.I'm nearly as impolite and disagreeable and ill-mannered as these two old Knickerbocker gents on each side of me that can't sleep of nights because I bought in between 'em.’
‘There are some things that money can't accomplish,’remarked young Rockwall rather gloomily.
‘Now,don't say that,’said old Anthony,shocked.‘I bet my money on money every time.I've been through the encyclopdia down to Y looking for something you can't buy with it;and I expect to have to take up the appendix next week.I'm for money against the field.Tell me something money won't buy.’
‘For one thing,’answered Richard,rankling a little,‘it won't buy one into the exclusive circles of society.’
‘Oho won't it?’thundered the champion of the root of evil.‘You tell me where your exclusive circles would be if the first Astor hadn't had the money to pay for his steerage passage over?’
Richard sighed.
‘And that's what I was coming to,’said the old man less boisterously.‘That's why I asked you to come in.There's something going wrong with you,boy.I've been noticing it for two weeks.Out with it.I guess I could lay my hands on eleven millions within twenty-four hours,besides the real estate.If it's your liver,there's the Rambler down in the bay,coaled,and ready to steam down to the Bahamas in two days.’
‘Not a bad guess,dad;you haven't missed it far.’
‘Ah,’said Anthony keenly;‘what's her name?’
Richard began to walk up and down the library floor.There was enough comradeship and sympathy in this crude old father of his to draw his confidence.
‘Why don't you ask her?’demanded old Anthony.‘She'll jump at you.You've got the money and the looks,and you're a decent boy.Your hands are clean.You've got no Eureka soap on 'em.You've been to college,but she'll overlook that.’
‘I haven't had a chance,’said Richard.
‘Make one,’said Anthony.‘Take her for a walk in the park,or a straw ride,or walk home with her from church.Chancel Pshaw!’
‘You don't know the social mill,dad.She's part of the stream that turns it.Every hour and minute of her time is arranged for days in advance.I must have that girl,dad,or this town is a blackjack swamp for evermore.And I can't write it-I can't do that.’
‘Tut!’said the old man.‘Do you mean to tell me that with all the money I've got you can't get an hour or two of a girl's time for yourself?’
‘I've put it off too late.She's going to sail for Europe at noon day after to-morrow for a two years'stay.I'm to see her alone to-morrow evening for a few minutes.She's at Larchmont now at her aunt's.I can't go there.But I'm allowed to meet her with a cab at the Grand Central Station to-morrow evening at the 8.30train.We drive down Broadway to Wallack's at a gallop,where her mother and a box party will be waiting for us in the lobby.Do you think she would listen to a declaration from me during those six or eight minutes under those circumstances?No.And what chance would I have in the theatre or afterward?None.No,dad,this is one tangle that your money can't unravel.We can't buy one minute of time with cash;if we could,rich people would live longer.There's no hope of getting a talk with Miss Lantry before she sails.’
‘All right,Richard,my boy,’said old Anthony cheerfully.‘You may run along down to your club now.I'm glad it ain't your liver.But don't forget to burn a few punk sticks in the joss-house to the great god Mazuma from time to time.You say money won't buy time?Well,of course,you can't order eternity wrapped up and delivered at your residence for a price,but I've seen Father Time get pretty bad stone bruises on his heels when he walked through the gold diggings.’
