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第80章 THE AMATEUR M.D(5)

Nakata, as usual, followed instructions faithfully, so that by the end of his third attack he could take a two hours' sweat, consume thirty or forty grains of quinine, and be weak but all right at the end of twenty-four hours.

Wada and Henry, however, were tougher patients with which to deal.

In the first place, Wada got in a bad funk.He was of the firm conviction that his star had set and that the Solomons would receive his bones.He saw that life about him was cheap.At Penduffryn he saw the ravages of dysentery, and, unfortunately for him, he saw one victim carried out on a strip of galvanized sheet-iron and dumped without coffin or funeral into a hole in the ground.Everybody had fever, everybody had dysentery, everybody had everything.Death was common.Here to-day and gone to-morrow--and Wada forgot all about to-day and made up his mind that to-morrow had come.

He was careless of his ulcers, neglected to sublimate them, and by uncontrolled scratching spread them all over his body.Nor would he follow instructions with fever, and, as a result, would be down five days at a time, when a day would have been sufficient.Henry, who is a strapping giant of a man, was just as bad.He refused point blank to take quinine, on the ground that years before he had had fever and that the pills the doctor gave him were of different size and colour from the quinine tablets I offered him.So Henry joined Wada.

But I fooled the pair of them, and dosed them with their own medicine, which was faith-cure.They had faith in their funk that they were going to die.I slammed a lot of quinine down their throats and took their temperature.It was the first time I had used my medicine-chest thermometer, and I quickly discovered that it was worthless, that it had been produced for profit and not for service.If I had let on to my two patients that the thermometer did not work, there would have been two funerals in short order.

Their temperature I swear was 105 degrees.I solemnly made one and then the other smoke the thermometer, allowed an expression of satisfaction to irradiate my countenance, and joyfully told them that their temperature was 94 degrees.Then I slammed more quinine down their throats, told them that any sickness or weakness they might experience would be due to the quinine, and left them to get well.And they did get well, Wada in spite of himself.If a man can die through a misapprehension, is there any immorality in making him live through a misapprehension?

Commend me the white race when it comes to grit and surviving.One of our two Japanese and both our Tahitians funked and had to be slapped on the back and cheered up and dragged along by main strength toward life.Charmian and Martin took their afflictions cheerfully, made the least of them, and moved with calm certitude along the way of life.When Wada and Henry were convinced that they were going to die, the funeral atmosphere was too much for Tehei, who prayed dolorously and cried for hours at a time.Martin, on the other hand, cursed and got well, and Charmian groaned and made plans for what she was going to do when she got well again.

Charmian had been raised a vegetarian and a sanitarian.Her Aunt Netta, who brought her up and who lived in a healthful climate, did not believe in drugs.Neither did Charmian.Besides, drugs disagreed with her.Their effects were worse than the ills they were supposed to alleviate.But she listened to the argument in favour of quinine, accepted it as the lesser evil, and in consequence had shorter, less painful, and less frequent attacks of fever.We encountered a Mr.Caulfeild, a missionary, whose two predecessors had died after less than six months' residence in the Solomons.Like them he had been a firm believer in homeopathy, until after his first fever, whereupon, unlike them, he made a grand slide back to allopathy and quinine, catching fever and carrying on his Gospel work.

But poor Wada! The straw that broke the cook's back was when Charmian and I took him along on a cruise to the cannibal island of Malaita, in a small yacht, on the deck of which the captain had been murdered half a year before.Kai-kai means to eat, and Wada was sure he was going to be kai-kai'd.We went about heavily armed, our vigilance was unremitting, and when we went for a bath in the mouth of a fresh-water stream, black boys, armed with rifles, did sentry duty about us.We encountered English war vessels burning and shelling villages in punishment for murders.Natives with prices on their heads sought shelter on board of us.Murder stalked abroad in the land.In out-of-they-way places we received warnings from friendly savages of impending attacks.Our vessel owed two heads to Malaita, which were liable to be collected any time.Then to cap it all, we were wrecked on a reef, and with rifles in one hand warned the canoes of wreckers off while with the other hand we toiled to save the ship.All of which was too much for Wada, who went daffy, and who finally quitted the Snark on the island of Ysabel, going ashore for good in a driving rain-storm, between two attacks of fever, while threatened with pneumonia.If he escapes being kai-kai'd, and if he can survive sores and fever which are riotous ashore, he can expect, if he is reasonably lucky, to get away from that place to the adjacent island in anywhere from six to eight weeks.He never did think much of my medicine, despite the fact that I successfully and at the first trail pulled two aching teeth for him.

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