BOSWELL.'What!had you them all to yourself,Sir?'JOHNSON.'Ihad them all as much as they were had;but it might have been better had there been more company there.'BOSWELL.'Might not Mrs.Montagu have been a fourth?'JOHNSON.'Sir,Mrs.Montagu does not make a trade of her wit;but Mrs.Montagu is a very extraordinary woman;she has a constant stream of conversation,and it is always impregnated;it has always meaning.'BOSWELL.'Mr.
Burke has a constant stream of conversation.'JOHNSON.'Yes,Sir;if a man were to go by chance at the same time with Burke under a shed,to shun a shower,he would say--"this is an extraordinary man."If Burke should go into a stable to see his horse drest,the ostler would say--"we have had an extraordinary man here."'
BOSWELL.'Foote was a man who never failed in conversation.If he had gone into a stable--'JOHNSON.'Sir,if he had gone into a stable,the ostler would have said,"here has been a comical fellow";but he would not have respected him.'BOSWELL.'And,Sir,the ostler would have answered him,would have given him as good as he brought,as the common saying is.'JOHNSON.'Yes,Sir;and Foote would have answered the ostler.--When Burke does not descend to be merry,his conversation is very superiour indeed.
There is no proportion between the powers which he shews in serious talk and in jocularity.When he lets himself down to that,he is in the kennel.'I have in another place opposed,and I hope with success,Dr.Johnson's very singular and erroneous notion as to Mr.
Burke's pleasantry.Mr.Windham now said low to me,that he differed from our great friend in this observation;for that Mr.
Burke was often very happy in his merriment.It would not have been right for either of us to have contradicted Johnson at this time,in a Society all of whom did not know and value Mr.Burke as much as we did.It might have occasioned something more rough,and at any rate would probably have checked the flow of Johnson's good-humour.He called to us with a sudden air of exultation,as the thought started into his mind,'O!Gentlemen,I must tell you a very great thing.The Empress of Russia has ordered the Rambler to be translated into the Russian language:so I shall be read on the banks of the Wolga.Horace boasts that his fame would extend as far as the banks of the Rhone;now the Wolga is farther from me than the Rhone was from Horace.'BOSWELL.'You must certainly be pleased with this,Sir.'JOHNSON.'I am pleased,Sir,to be sure.
A man is pleased to find he has succeeded in that which he has endeavoured to do.'
One of the company mentioned his having seen a noble person driving in his carriage,and looking exceedingly well,notwithstanding his great age.JOHNSON.'Ah,Sir;that is nothing.Bacon observes,that a stout healthy old man is like a tower undermined.'
On Sunday,May 16,I found him alone;he talked of Mrs.Thrale with much concern,saying,'Sir,she has done every thing wrong,since Thrale's bridle was off her neck;'and was proceeding to mention some circumstances which have since been the subject of publick discussion,when he was interrupted by the arrival of Dr.Douglas,now Bishop of Salisbury.
In one of his little manu diaries,about this time,I find a short notice,which marks his amiable disposition more certainly than a thousand studied declarations.--'Afternoon spent cheerfully and elegantly,I hope without offence to GOD or man;though in no holy duty,yet in the general exercise and cultivation of benevolence.'
On Monday,May 17,I dined with him at Mr.Dilly's,where were Colonel Vallancy,the Reverend Dr.Gibbons,and Mr.Capel Lofft,who,though a most zealous Whig,has a mind so full of learning and knowledge,and so much exercised in various departments,and withal so much liberality,that the stupendous powers of the literary Goliath,though they did not frighten this little David of popular spirit,could not but excite his admiration.There was also Mr.
Braithwaite of the Post-office,that amiable and friendly man,who,with modest and unassuming manners,has associated with many of the wits of the age.Johnson was very quiescent to-day.Perhaps too Iwas indolent.I find nothing more of him in my notes,but that when I mentioned that I had seen in the King's library sixty-three editions of my favourite Thomas a Kempis,amongst which it was in eight languages,Latin,German,French,Italian,Spanish,English,Arabick,and Armenian,he said,he thought it unnecessary to collect many editions of a book,which were all the same,except as to the paper and print;he would have the original,and all the translations,and all the editions which had any variations in the text.He approved of the famous collection of editions of Horace by Douglas,mentioned by Pope,who is said to have had a closet filled with them;and he added,every man should try to collect one book in that manner,and present it to a publick library.'
On Wednesday,May 19,I sat a part of the evening with him,by ourselves.I observed,that the death of our friends might be a consolation against the fear of our own dissolution,because we might have more friends in the other world than in this.He perhaps felt this as a reflection upon his apprehension as to death;and said,with heat,'How can a man know WHERE his departed friends are,or whether they will be his friends in the other world?How many friendships have you known formed upon principles of virtue?Most friendships are formed by caprice or by chance,mere confederacies in vice or leagues in folly.'
We talked of our worthy friend Mr.Langton.He said,'I know not who will go to Heaven if Langton does not.Sir,I could almost say,Sit anima mea cum Langtono.'I mentioned a very eminent friend as a virtuous man.JOHNSON.'Yes,Sir;but ------has not the evangelical virtue of Langton.------,I am afraid,would not scruple to pick up a wench.'
