"Tom Smart, gentlemen, had always been very much attached to the public line.It had long been his ambition to stand in a bar of his own, in a green coat, knee-cords, and tops.He had a great notion of taking the chair at convivial dinners, and he had often thought how well he could preside in a room of his own in the talking way, and what a capital example he could set to his customers in the drinking department.All these things passed rapidly through Tom's mind as he sat drinking the hot punch by the roaring fire, and he felt very justly and properly indignant that the tall man should be in a fair way of keeping such an excellent house, while he, Tom Smart, was as far from it as ever.So, after deliberating over the last two tumblers, whether he hadn't a perfect right to pick a quarrel with the tall man for having contrived to get into the good graces of the buxom widow, Tom Smart at last arrived at the satisfactory conclusion that he was a very ill-used and persecuted individual, and had better go to bed.
"Up a wide and ancient staircase the smart girl preceded Tom, shading the chamber candle with her hand, to protect it from the currents of air which in such a rambling old place might have found plenty of room to disport themselves in, without blowing the candle out, but which did blow it out nevertheless; thus affording Tom's enemies an opportunity of asserting that it was he, and not the wind, who extinguished the candle, and that while he pretended to be blowing it alight again, he was in fact kissing the girl.Be this as it may, another light was obtained, and Tom was conducted through a maze of rooms, and a labyrinth of passages, to the apartment which had been prepared for his reception, where the girl bade him good night, and left him alone.
"It was a good large room with big closets, and a bed which might have served for a whole boarding-school, to say nothing of a couple of oaken presses that would have held the baggage of a small army; but what struck Tom's fancy most was a strange, grim-looking high-backed chair, carved in the most fantastic manner, with a flowered damask cushion, and the round knobs at the bottom of the legs carefully tied up in red cloth, as if it had got the gout in its toes.Of any other queer chair, Tom would only have thought it was a queer chair, and there would have been an end of the matter; but there was something about this particular chair, and yet he couldn't tell what it was, so odd and so unlike any other piece of furniture he had ever seen, that it seemed to fascinate him.He sat down before the fire, and stared at the old chair for half an hour;--Deuce take the chair, it was such a strange old thing, he couldn't take his eyes off it.
"`Well,' said Tom, slowly undressing himself, and staring at the old chair all the while, which stood with a mysterious aspect by the bed-side, `I never saw such a rum concern as that in my days.Very odd,' said Tom, who had got rather sage with the hot punch, `Very odd.' Tom shook his head with an air of profound wisdom, and looked at the chair again.He couldn't make anything of it though, so he got into bed, covered himself up warm, and fell asleep.
"In about half an hour, Tom woke up, with a start, from a confused dream of tall men and tumblers of punch: and the first object that presented itself to his waking imagination was the queer chair.
"`I won't look at it any more,' said Tom to himself, and he squeezed his eyelids together, and tried to persuade himself he was going to sleep again.No use; nothing but queer chairs danced before his eyes, kicking up their legs, jumping over each other's backs, and playing all kinds of antics.
"`I may as well see one real chair, as two or three complete sets of false ones,' said Tom, bringing out his head from under the bed-clothes.
There it was, plainly discernible by the light of the fire, looking as provoking as ever.
"Tom gazed at the chair; and, suddenly as he looked at it, a most extraordinary change seemed to come over it.The carving of the back gradually assumed the lineaments and expression of an old shrivelled human face; the damask cushion became an antique, flapped waistcoat; the round knobs grew into a couple of feet, encased in red cloth slippers; and the old chair looked like a very ugly old man, of the previous century, with his arms a-kimbo.
Tom sat up in bed, and rubbed his eyes to dispel the illusion.No.The chair was an ugly old gentleman; and what was more, he was winking at Tom Smart.
"Tom was naturally a headlong, careless sort of dog, and he had had five tumblers of hot punch into the bargain; so, although he was a little startled at first, he began to grow rather indignant when he saw the old gentleman winking and leering at him with such an impudent air.At length he resolved that he wouldn't stand it; and as the old face still kept winking away as fast as ever, Tom said, in a very angry tone:
"`What the devil are you winking at me for?'
"`Because I like it, Tom Smart,' said the chair; or the old gentleman, whichever you like to call him.He stopped winking though, when Tom spoke, and began grinning like a superannuated monkey.
"`How do you know my name, old nut-cracker face!' inquired Tom Smart, rather staggered;--though he pretended to carry it off so well.
"`Come, come, Tom,' said the old gentleman, `that's not the way to address solid Spanish Mahogany.Dam'me, you couldn't treat me with less respect if I was veneered.' When the old gentleman said this, he looked so fierce that Tom began to be frightened.
"`I didn't mean to treat you with any disrespect, sir,' said Tom; in a much humbler tone than he had spoken in at first.
"`Well, well,' said the old fellow, `perhaps not--perhaps not.Tom--'
"`Sir--'
"`I know everything about you, Tom; everything.You're very poor, Tom.'
"`I certainly am,' said Tom Smart.`But how came you to know that?'
"`Never mind that,' said the old gentleman; `you're much too fond of punch, Tom.'
